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• Shit the Signs Say
• Shit the Signs Say Before They Kill You
• Shit the Signs Say When Their Family is Visiting
  
• Shit the Signs Say: While Driving
• Shit My Zodiac Friends Say
• Annoying Shit the Signs Say
• Shit the Signs Say About Their fandom
• Shit the Signs Say When They’re Drunk     Homestuck Version
• Shit the Signs Say When They’re Hyped Up on Caffeine
• Shit the Zodiac Moms Say
• Shit the Signs Say When They Disagree with Your Opinion
  
• Shit the Signs Dads Say
• Shit the Signs Say to Their Dates
• Shit the Signs Say When They’ve Taken Someone Captive
  
• Shit the Signs Say to get the D (or V)
• Shit the Signs Say: When They’re Doing a Thing
• The Signs as Ghosts
• Shit We Want to Tell Your Sign
• Shit the Signs Say: First Thing in the Morning
• Shit the Signs Say: At School
• Not So Scary: Shit the Signs Say
• Shit We Want to Tell Your Sign…
• At a Zodiac Sleepover, the Signs are…
  
• Shit the Signs Like
• Shit the Signs Dislike
• Shit the Signs Do When the Power is Out
• Signs When They Have to Pee
• Shit the Signs Do in the Shower
• Shit the Signs Say When They’ve Taken Someone Captive
• Shit the Signs Hate
• How to Annoy the: Fire Signs, Earth Signs, Air Signs, Water Signs
• Constellations
• Zodiac Basics
• Astrology Qualities
• Zodiac Cheat Sheet
• Zodiac Mating Calls
• Shit the Signs: Yell at the Snow
• How to Tell What Sign A Person Is By the Way They Shop
• How the Signs Respond to “What Do You Want for Dinner?”
• What generation goes with each sign?
• Shit the Signs HAAAATEEE Getting for Christmas
  
• Emojis for the Signs
• Eating According to Your Zodiac Sign
• Christmas Songs for the Signs
  
• Starbucks for your sign
• What the Signs Value in Others
• Pranks to Pull on the Signs
• Lies the Signs are Telling You
• How to Win an Argument Against the Signs
• Suggested Occupations for the Signs
• Anime Personalities
• Strengths & Weaknesses of the Signs
• Astrological Dex (The Signs as Pokemon)
• Shit the Signs Do Over the Summer
• The Signs Favorite Things
• Gifts for the Signs (If you want them to fuck you up)
• Hobbies for the Signs
• Shit the Signs Reblog
• How the Signs Make Us Laugh
• Zodiac Signs in One Word
• Dates/Elements of the Signs
• How to Guess Someone’s Zodiac Sign (personality)
• How to Guess Someone’s Zodiac Sign (appearance)
• Unusual Facts About the Signs
• Zodiac Signs: After Little to No Sleep
• Sad 80’s Songs
• How We Really Feel About the Signs
• Derp the Signs Say
• How to Recognize the Signs
• How to Make a Great First Impression with the Signs
• Types of Chips for the Signs
• Cat Zodiacs
• Rude Cusp Posts
• Hate about Halloween
• Give out for Halloween
• Halloween Costumes
• Halloween Candy by Sign
• Mottos for the Signs
• Consider a Relationship with the Signs if…
• 2013 Horoscopes
• Sun Sign Tea Recommendations
• 90’s Kid Shows for the Signs
• Zodiac College Friends
• Medical Astrology
• Zodiac Karaoke
• The Conscience of the Signs
• What They do with Candy
• How the Signs Show That They Love You
• How to Win an Argument Against the Signs
• Kissing Styles of the Signs
• What They do at Night
• The Signs in Love
• Shit the Signs Do Before Going Back to School
• Zodiac Fashion
• You Know the Signs are dumping you when…
• Things They do to get in the Halloween Spirit
• The Signs Most Used Vocab Word
• The Signs as Inanimate Objects
• Fruits for the Signs
• Mean Horoscopes
• Party Games the Signs Play
• Love Notes From the Signs
• Shit You Don’t Want to Hear About the Signs
• Zodiac Signs Stranded on an Island
• How to Attract the Signs
• Emoticons for the Signs
• Zodi-meme wheel
• Zodiac Signs as Internet Memes
• Zodiac Jokes
• The Signs When the World Ends
• Most Common Birthdays
• Colors That Represent the Signs
• Why My Sign is Better Than Yours
• How to Get the Signs to Forgive You
• What the Signs Really Mean When They Say “Okay”
• How to get Revenge on the Signs
• How the Signs Take Over the World
• Secrets of the Zodiac
• Movies the Signs Love
• 12 Days of Christmas (ALL the lyrics together)
• The Signs in Love
• Class Your Sign Dreads
• Zodiac Cats
• The Signs on Their Birthday
• Shit Your Sign Carves Into School Desks
• Where the Signs Eat
• Adjectives for Your Face
• Morning Texts from the Signs
• Mediocre Achievements of the Signs
• The Signs as Superheroes
• Pros and Cons of the Signs
• How the Signs Play Monopoly
• How the Signs Take Selfies
• Why Your Zodiac Sign is Perfect
• Where to Find the Signs
• The Signs as Action Figures
• Myers-Briggs -> Zodiac Signs
• Gelato Horoscopes
• Shit That Scared the Signs as Kids
• How the Signs Acted as Children
• Shakespeare for the Signs
• How To Spot Each Sign … After Trick-Or-Treating
• Shit the Signs Say on Halloween
• How Long it Takes the Signs to Give Up in School Mentally
• Winter Dates for the Signs
• I Love My…
• How We Feel About the Signs
• What do the signs mean when they say “Lets Drink”
• What the Signs Mean When They Say “I’m Sorry”
• What the Signs Mean When They Say “LOL”
  
• Social Media Platforms for the Signs
• When You Cheat on the Signs…
• Ways the Signs Show Anger
• Why the Signs Can’t Have a Yard Sale
• Zodiac Fashion
• Intro to Astro Powerpoint
• The Signs as Swear Words
• Negative Sign Traits
• Common Misspellings of the Signs
• Gifts for the Signs
• Colorscope
• Books for the Signs
• Which Sign Should You Travel With?
  
• What the Signs Smell Like
• Physical Appearances
• Sexy Costumes for the Signs
• Each Signs Serial Killer Edge
• Fuck
• How the Signs Carve Pumpkins   Homestuck Version
• Gamer’s Zodiac
• Pets for the Signs  More Pets for the Signs
• How to be forgiven by the signs
  
• Sports the Signs Play
• Gross, You Share Your Sign With…
• Near Death Experiences
• Pick-Up Lines to Hook the Signs
• Reasons Why the Signs Can Go Fuck Themselves
• The Signs When They Hit Boiling Point
• Where the Signs Hide Their Money
• Zodiac Teams
• Bedrooms of the Signs
  
• Fears the Signs Have
• Crimes the Signs Commit
• Signs That the Signs May Be Cheating
• Reasons Why the Signs Might Get Punched Out
• You Know You’re with the Zodiac When
• Impressions of the Zodiac Signs
• Credit Card Zodiac Sign
• How to Ruin a Date with the Signs
• How to Poison the Signs
• The Zodiac Sign’s Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless…
  
• Dumbest Thing You Can Ask the Signs
• Zodiac Signs as Fairy Tale Characters
• Driving Habits the Signs Have
• The Metal Zodiac
• The Signs as Disney Characters
• Zodiac Music Key
• Musical Instruments for the Signs
• Totally True Horoscopes
• General Facts for the Signs (not really)
• Zodiac Quiz
• Quirky Videos of the Signs
• Video Games for the Signs
• 15 Day Zodiac Challenge
• Careers Your Sign Should Avoid
• How to tell your Blogger is a(n)
• Why You Shouldn’t be Friends with the Signs
• “New” Zodiac Signs
• When the Fuck is Your Birthday
• Zodiac Quick Answers
• Who would return a wallet?

Media (Books, Movies, Tv Shows, Music)

• Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

• (500) Days of Summer

• A Clockwork Orange
• Adventure Time
• Aladdin
• American Dad
• American Horror Story: Coven
• American Psycho
• Animal Crossing
• Archer
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Awkward.
• Batman
• Beatles Songs
• BeetleJuice
• Beyonce Songs
• Black Butler
• Bob’s Burgers
• Breaking Bad
• Bridesmaids
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Carrie
• Christmas Movie Characters
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Confessions of a Shopaholic
• Corpse Bride
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil
• Disney Astrology (Disneystrology)
• Disney Princesses
• Doctor Who
• Downton Abbey
• Drake & Josh
• Ed, Edd n Eddy
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Fairly Odd Parents
• Fall Out Boy Songs
• Family Guy
• The Fault in Our Stars
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• Friends
• Frozen
• Full House
• Futurama
• Game of Thrones
• Gilmore Girls
• Glee
• Gone Girl
  
• The Great Gatsby
• Halloweentown
• Hannibal
• Harold and Maude
• Harry Potter Characters
• Hercules
• Hetalia
• Hey Arnold
• High School Muscial
• Hocus Pocus
• Hogwarts Houses
• Howl’s Moving Castle
• Hunger Games
• Invader Zim
• The Iron Giant
• Jenna Marbles
• Junie B. Jones
• Junjou Romantica
• The Kardashians
• Katy Perry Songs
• Legally Blonde
• LEGO Movie
• The Little Vampire
• Lord of the Rings
• The Magic School Bus
• Mario Kart
• Mean Girls
• Modern Family
• Monster House
• Monsters Inc
• Moonrise Kingdom
• Moulin Rouge
• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• The Nanny
• Naruto
• New Girl
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• The Notebook
• The Office
• Orange is the New Black
• Ouran High School Host Club
• Panic! At the Disco Songs
• Parks and Recreation
• Peanuts
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Ponyo
• Pretty Little Liars
• Pride & Prejudice
• Psycho
• Regular Show
• RENT
• Rise of the Guardians
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Romeo & Juliet
• Rugrats
• Scary Godmother
• Scott Pilgrim
• Scrubs
• Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi
• Series of Unfortunate Events
• Sex and the City
• Sherlock (BBC)
• Silver Linings Playbook
• The Simpsons
• Skins (UK 1st Gen)
• South Park
• Space Dandy
• Spiderman
• Spirited Away
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Supernatural
• Tangled
• Teen Titans
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• That’s So Raven
• Titanic
• Totally Spies
• Twitches
  
• UP
• Victorious
• Walking Dead
• White Collar
• Wilfred
• Winnie the Pooh

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Gif Sets

• The Zodiac Signs on a Normal Day
• Zodiac Signs After a Bad Day
• The Signs on Halloween
• How the Signs Trick or Treat
• Reaction to Falling into a Holiday
• The Signs as Stick Figures
• The Signs Having a Tumblr Party
• How the Signs Behave at a Party
• Zodiac Stereotypes
• Signs on the First Day of School
• Signs on the Last Day of School
• The Signs Around Their Crush
• How the Signs Reject Someone
• The Signs Reacting to the Approach of Valentines Day
• Alone on Valentines Day
• The Signs in Trouble With Their Parents
• The Signs on the First Day Back from Winter Break
• The Signs Reaction to Being Dumped
• The Signs in an Emergency
• The Signs on Thanksgiving
• Shit the Signs Say When They See a Post By Shit the Signs Say
• How the Signs Steal Your Significant Other
• How the Signs Bake
• The Signs Online
• The Signs As Singers
• How the Signs Deal with Hatemail
• The Signs Receiving Presents
• The Signs on Christmas Morning
• How the Signs Dance
• When Someone Homestucks an Unrelated Post
• The Zodiac Signs on a Date
• Signs Being Told They’re Wrong
• The Signs Being Told They’re in Trouble
  

Most to Least Likely to

• Give a Fuck
• be an Octopus
• Fight You for the Last Cookie
• Own a Sombrero
• Scare the Living Shit Out of You
• Commit a Crime
• Be Mature
• Celebrate the Fuck Out of Halloween
• Ask for Someone to Homestuck a Post
• Send You Anonymous Hate
• Reblog Something They Don’t Even Like
• Give You a Holiday Present
• Put Mistletoe in Inappropriate Places
• Overeat on Thanksgiving
• Deserving to be Punched in the Face
• Murder Someone They Love
• Picture You Naked at an Inappropriate Time
• Wanna Build A Snowman
• be Passive Aggressive
• Post Spoilers
• be Jealous of Other Blogs
• be Good at Dealing with Heartbreak
• be Consistently Loyal
• Love the Movie Theaters
• Dive into the street for Candy Thrown at a Parade
• Obsess Over Fandoms
• Be able to Multi-task
• Break a Promise
• Crash a Car
• Take FanFic Seriously
• Pinch People on Saint Patrick’s Day
• Be Stubborn
• Snoop Through Your Personal Shit
• Enjoy Cuddling
• Need a Fucking Chill Pill
• Clean Up (without being told to)
• Sarcastic
• Want an Extra Hour in the Ball Pit
• Give a Fuck About What Other People Want
• Give Out a Fake Phone Number
• Make a New Year’s Resolution
• Let a Mock Astrology Blog Ruin Their Outlook on Life
• Purchase a Real Tree
• Shop on Black Friday
• Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny
  

Compatibility

• Friendship Compatibility  
• Romantic Compatibility
• Trick or Treating Compatibility
• Compatibility Chart
• Roommate Compatibility
• Is it Meant to be?
• Valentine Card    Un-Valentine Card 1
• Cosplay Group Compatibility

Questions

• Blogger, what do you hate about the signs?
• Blogger, what do you love about the signs?
• Blogger, who is the most overrated and underrated sign?
• Blogger, which element is the most fun to tease?
• Blogger, Which Sign Gives the Best Comebacks?
• Blogger, what do you hate about each element?
• Blogger, What Are Your Favorite Posts?

Surveys

• Which Sign is Disliked Most
• Which Sign is Most Attractive
• Which Sign is Easiest to be Friends With
• Which Sign Gives the Best Presents?
  

Zodiac Gifts

♈ Aries
♉ Taurus
♊ Gemini
♋ Cancer
♌ Leo
♍ Virgo
♎ Libra
♏ Scorpio
♐ Sagittarius
♑ Capricorn
♒ Aquarius
♓ Pisces

Any Zodiac Lover

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